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luvkurai:

I LOVE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN HE GETS POKED. Like ‘Woah there. That was uncalled for.’

(Source: welikeitinasgard, via laughbitches)

electricsundials:

notpossibleoswin:

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

Then Inception happens
meme4u:

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enoshimajunko:

peckerhead-red:
yet another unrealistic standard for cats
territorialcreep:

i’m sorry but i laughed for an hour at this
fartgallery:

silver-the-little-monster:

fartgallery:

just bought a bunch of condoms cause i am plan to do a lot of the sex 2nite!

Those are balloons.

I couldn’t decide on one response so here are a bunch of them:
talk about a blow job
im going to have to inflate first
hopefully I dont burst early
the balloon wont be the only thing kept off the ground
theres a party in my pants
i might have to pump it a little first
im gonna have pop-pop
haha yeah
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